Burn After Reading Dont Do It Again
Burn After Reading is a 2008 nighttime one-act film nigh the misadventures of an ex-intelligence analyst, a treasury agent and a adult female who is trying to "re-invent" herself.
- Directed by and written by Joel and Ethan Coen.
Intelligence is relative. (taglines)
Osbourne Cox [edit]
- What the fuck is this?
- I have a drinking problem? Fuck you lot, Peck! You're a Mormon! Adjacent to you, we all have a drinking trouble!
- I know who you are, fucker!
- [on the phone] I'm sorry, I don't know the number to, uh, my savings account because, believe it or not, I don't spend my entire day sitting effectually trying to memorize the fucking numbers to my fucking depository financial institution accounts! MORON!
Harry Pfarrer [edit]
- [panicking, afterwards having reflexively shot Chad in the head] Oh, my fuck! I shot a fucking spook! Who the fuck are you lot, you fucker?!
CIA Supervisor [edit]
- Report dorsum to me... when it makes sense.
Dialogue [edit]
- Palmer: In fact, we're moving yous out of Sigint entirely.
- Osbourne: But no discussion? Just, yous're out?
- Palmer: Well, we're having the discussion now. Await, um, Oz. This doesn't have to be unpleasant. Uh...
- Osbourne: Palmer, with all due respect. What the fuck are you talking almost? [looks at Olsen] And why is Olsen hither?
- Palmer: Uh, look, Ozzie, look...
- Osbourne: What the fuck is this?! I know it'southward not my work.
- Palmer: Ozzie...
- Osbourne: I'm a great fucking annotator.
- Palmer: Okay, Ozzie...
- Osbourne: Is - is it my...
- Palmer: Ozzie, things have not been going well, equally you know.
- Peck: Yous have a drinking trouble.
- [Osbourne looks at Peck. Brusque interruption]
- Osbourne: I have a drinking trouble?
- Osbourne: This is an assault. I have a drinking problem? Fuck yous, Peck. You lot're a Mormon!
- Peck: Ozzie...
- Osbourne: Next to you, we all have a drinking trouble! What the fuck is this! Whose ass didn't I buss! Huh?! Let's be honest!
- Palmer: Okay, uh...
- Osbourne: I mean, let us be fucking honest. This is a crucifixion! This is political! And don't tell me it's not! [opens the door] "I have a drinking trouble." [leaves]
- Osbourne: What did Kathleen say?
- Katie: What?
- Osbourne: When you left the message.
- Katie: That she would give you the message!
- Harry: Is this goat cheese?
- Osbourne: Chevre, yeah, that is a caprine animal cheese.
- Harry: Considering I have lactose reflux. I can—
- Osbourne: You're lactose intolerant? Or you have acid reflux? They're ii different things.
- Harry: I know what they are.
- Osbourne: Then you misspoke.
- Harry: [sarcastic] Well cheers for correcting me.
- Katie: [walking up] Endeavor the chevre, Harry, it's very good.
- Harry: Oh, yeah, I tin eat goat cheese.
- Chad: Throw it out?!
- Linda: You can't do that! You lot should put a note upwards in the ladies' locker room.
- Chad: Put a notation upward? "Highly classified shit constitute, Signals Intelligence shit, CIA shit? Hi? Did you lose your secret CIA shit?" I don't recollect then.
- Osbourne: [sleepily] Hullo?
- Chad: Uhhh... Osbourne?... Osbourne Cox?
- Osbourne: Yes?... Uh... Who is this?
- Republic of chad: Ummm... This ummm... Is this Osbourne Cox?
- Osbourne: [still sleepy] Who is this?.. What fourth dimension is it?.. Who is?
- Chad: Um... I'thou a Practiced Samaritan... I'm sorry I'thou calling at such an hour... Just I thought y'all might be worried...
- Osbourne: Worried?
- Chad: Well-nigh the security...... Of your shit.
- Katie: What is going on?
- Osbourne: Some clown—a couple of clowns got ahold of my memoirs.
- Katie: Your what?
- Osbourne: Stole it or... I have no thought how they—
- Katie: Your what?
- Osbourne: My memoirs... the book I'm writing.
- Katie: Why in God'due south proper name would they think that'south worth annihilation?!
- Harry: [Leading Linda downstairs] Yes, I tell ya. I saw an ad for this in a gentlemen'southward mag. Twelve hundred bucks, TWELVE HUNDRED BUCKS. I'm lookin' at this matter and I think, "You gotta be kiddin' me." I'1000 a hobbyist. Matter's basically nada but speed rails. I effigy I'd go down to Dwelling Depot and whip this upwards myself for... a hundred bucks. [Pulls the tarp off the machine]
- Linda:...What is it?
- Harry: What is it?? [Points to the chair] You sit down there, make yourself comfortable, put your feet in the stirrups, and...
- [Harry pushes the chair dorsum, and when it comes frontwards, a dildo pushes up through a pigsty in the seat of the chair. The chair continues to rock back and along, with the dildo going up and down]
- Linda: Oh my God!...[Hushed vocalisation] THAT'S FANTASTIC.
- Harry: Something, isn't it? Hundred bucks, all in; not counting the labor and...the cost of the dildo -those things aren't cheap- See, I like to...I'thou not fix to mold hard safety.
- Linda: Where's the coin?
- Chad: He hit me.
- Linda: Where'due south the money?!
- Chad: [Suspension] He didn't requite it to me.
- CIA Supervisor: Jesus Fucking Christ.
- Palmer: Yes.
- CIA Supervisor: What did we learn, Palmer?
- Palmer: I don't know, sir.
- CIA Supervisor: I don't fucking know either. I judge we learned not to do information technology again.
- Palmer: Yep, sir.
- CIA Supervisor: I'yard fucked if I know what we did.
- Palmer: Yep, sir. It'due south, uh ... difficult to say.
Taglines [edit]
- Intelligence is relative.
- A high stakes love life and Jewel CIA shelter.
- Intelligence is only their job.
Bandage [edit]
- George Clooney - Harry Pfarrer
- Frances McDormand - Linda Litzke
- John Malkovich - Osbourne Cox
- Tilda Swinton - Katie Cox
- Brad Pitt - Republic of chad Feldheimer
- Richard Jenkins - Ted Treffon
- David Rasche - Palmer Smith
- J. Thou. Simmons - CIA Superior
- Jeffrey DeMunn - Cosmetic surgeon
- Elizabeth Marvel - Sandy Pfarrer
- Devin Rumer - Surveillance
- Olek Krupa - Krapotkin
- Dermot Mulroney - Star of Coming Up Daisy
External links [edit]
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